Gyms are the new nightclubs
Doomscrolling is the new cigarettes
Loneliness is the new obesity
Conversations are the new exercise.
Walking is the new sitting
Influencers are the new brands
Problems are the new jobs
Stocks are the new houses
Offline is the new online
LinkedIn is the new top hat
Substack is the new library
Personal growth is the new dating
Sex is the new sugar
AI is the new foreign languages
Agency is the new IQ
Portfolio is the new CV
Manufacturing is the new services
Hardware is the new software
Drones are the new tanks
Engineers are the new navy
Africa is the new China
Middle powers are the new superpowers.
UAE is the new Switzerland
US is the new US.
Green is the new tithe
Diversity is the new tribute
Children are the new holidays
Fertility is the new GDP
Plain is the new Gucci
Tech is the new middleman
In-house is the new Outsourcing
Sunlight is the new oil
Space is the new ocean
SpaceX is the new East India Company
Writing is the new reading.
